Its Saturday night and im at home because i think im coming down with a cold, My nose has been stuffed for the last couple of hours and my throat itch's.........My girlfriend sucks (She gave me her cold). So I decided to update my journal. Ahh.... Hallows-eve, It’s the one time of year I can be insane openly and nobody cares. This biggest problem I seem to have with this holiday is that I never know what I want to be for the day, Last year I went as a sarcastic, Leftist, Asshole....Im thinking of trying something different this year. Besides the Issue of identity, there is the problem of what to do on all these available calendar dates? So far I have two Halloween parties to attend,. One Rocky Horror Picture show Sit-in, The West Hollywood Halloween parade where I love seeing heavily intoxicated men hit on drag queens not knowing that their really dudes........Just Classic! and A horror movie night featuring one of my favorite B -movie horror/cult films of all time......Killer Clowns from Outer Space.......Fuck yeah. If you have never seen it then you should definitely buy or rent it cause if you don’t they’ll find you and turn you into cotton candy in order to suck out you blood! So rent it. The funniest thing about all of these is that my girlfriend probably wont, doesn’t plan to, Or isn’t even interested in going to any of them, On top of that I think she’s a bit pissed about the Evanescence concert I cancelled. Cause im too much of a lazy ass to want to go at the end of the month. I know....I suck, Im learning to accept that. Did I mention that Killer Clowns from outer space has a theme song written by "The Dickies" which not only am I listening to right now out of pure excitement for the movie event, But I will even post the lyrics to the song for those that want to learn it at the end of this blog. Between the rocky horror picture show and the horror movie night, I don’t know how to control myself. Speaking of cross dressing men in make-up mutilating singing motorcycle driver’s and molesting engaged couples in a mansion of full of freaky new years dancers, I cant wait for that either. Ill know all the song’s and I have bags full of rice.....Fuck yeah part 2. Well that’s about it.

Sing along everyone..........................

pt Barnum said it so long ago
there’s one born every minute don't you know
some make us laugh some make us cry
these klowns honey gonna make you die
everybodys running when the circus comes into their town
everybodys gunning for the likes of the killer klowns
from outer space...
the ring mast shouts let the show begin
send in the klowns let them do you in
see a rubber nose on a painted face
bringing genocide to the human race
its time to take a ride on a nightmare merry go round
you'll be dead on arrival from the likes of the killer klowns from outer space...
there’s cotton candy in their hands
says the polka dotted man with a stalk of jacaranda
they're all diabolical bozos
all look around what do you see
tell me what's become of humanity
from California shores to New York times square
Barnum and bailey everywhere
if you've ever wondered why the population's going down
blame it on the plunder of the likes of the killer klowns from outer space